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Samuel Spencer. Your wife might be too fat if: Instead of walking around the block, the neighborhood women decide to walk around your wife! Your wife might be too fat if: Her morning omelet.

Author: Samuel Spencer

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

ISBN: 9781644249512

Category: Humor

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This is the funniest book you will ever read! I laughed so hard I peed my pants! Betty Ann Wood The best joke book ever! Reina McKinney I keep this book in my bathroom for my friends to enjoy!- Timmy Hooper I laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks! Randy Ryan
2020-11-09 By Samuel Spencer

It may be very hard for you to ignore her eating problems. If she is in no immediate danger, though, you will have to step back and let her work with her doctor and nutritionist with regard to her weight. You probably know that unless ...

Author: Michael F. Myers

Publisher: SAGE Publications

ISBN: 9781452237336

Category: Medical

Page: 144

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Intimate Relationships in Medical School is for anyone studying the medical sciences who is married or in a committed relationship. Michael Myers-an experienced psychiatrist and clinician- uses several case examples throughout the book which are composites from his practice. Through these and the author's suggestions and insights, the busy, committed medical student and his or her partner will increase their ability to confront and resolve misunderstandings.
2000-06-21 By Michael F. Myers

My stream of consciousness If you are over 30, you can't live here. You're to, too old ... God said, let the word be God, worship the young, and throw away your wife when she gets 40, too fat, too thin, too baby boomer. Get them out!!

Author: D.L. Snow

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781984510051

Category: Fiction

Page: 138

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Income-splitting, Trusts and Probate Avoidance, in syndication, is the way our postmodern antihero Ab Snodgrass made his millions. Employ the tax loop-holes, where legal, to save money for your family. And use for estate planning, where just. Ab's cousin, Cal Fererbach,works for the CIA. And is hot on the trail of the badcat Judas Kautsky. Run the last names of the above two people through some search engine on the W W W, like Read it. You are looking at a pm, historical reality novel. See how these ironic historical figures ,in this interactive novel,play out together, in a Post-2001 world. It's rad. All of the above comes together at the 2002 winter olympic games.Who performed the acts of Terrorism and Anarchy-- T & A-- at the Oly games? It is mystery novel. As subplot, Snow runs a satire off the so-called progressive tax system,in US .Also, he runs a parody on Milton, Faulkner and Cervantes. This new historical, postmodern symbology --pms-- is based on self-criticism of the contradictions seen in reality. It uses social criminology.
2007-02-13 By D.L. Snow

But if your wife's health is precarious and she really is very ill and unable to fully appreciate how life ... Examples might be commenting that she's too fat or too thin ; telling her that she shouldn't be eating this or that ; being ...

Author: Michael F. Myers

Publisher: American Psychiatric Pub

ISBN: 0880486953

Category: Medical

Page: 217

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Like gardens, all relationships require care, patience, and nurturing to flourish. Because we are beset with the demands and frustrations of daily life, however, we often put off the hard work and care that are needed to ensure bountiful and harmonious marriage. As a result, seemingly minor tensions and problems that simmer beneath the surface can become major difficulties that affect the stability of the union. Written by an experienced marital therapist, How's Your Marriage? is an indispensable guide that can help you and your partner build a lasting, healthy relationship while easing tensions and resolving troublesome issues. Using the insight gained from over two decades of practicing couples therapy, Dr. Michael Myers examines common difficulties -- sex, life-cycle changes, infidelity, drinking, mental illness, and concerns about children -- and how these difficulties can affect your marriage. He offers sage advice and guidance on how you can resolve these problems while at the same time enhancing communication with your spouse, an essential part of a solid, loving, and fulfilling relationship. Dr. Myers also uses numerous case examples and question-and-answer sections to illustrate common complaints and ways to resolve them. He examines the role gender plays in developing the different perceptions and misunderstandings that lie at the root of so many relationship problems and offers practical solutions to these differences. How's Your Marriage? explains how you can detect the warning signs of possible marital woe and the steps you can take to resolve these problems at their source. To allay the anxiety that you may have regarding marital therapy, Dr. Myers discusses therapy in great detail. He describes the different therapeutic techniques and the types of therapists who use them. He also includes lists of suggested readings, self-help groups, and national associations for marriage therapists that can help you take the right steps to resolving problems or troubles in your marriage. Armed with this advice and guidance, you and your partner can work together to strengthen and improve your relationship, to weather the inevitable troubles that will occur over the course of your marriage, and to create a loving, lasting, and harmonious union. You will come away from this book with new understanding, courage, and hope. This is truly a book that you and your partner cannot be without.

If you get too fat, you won't be able to leave the house. You read those stories in the paper every once in a while about some guy who gets so fat that he can't get out his own front door. The paramedics or the fire department have to ...

Author: Steven R. Schirripa

Publisher: Crown

ISBN: 9780307422057

Category: Humor

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Stop crying! The Goomba Diet is here—the dolce vita diet that shows you how to eat more, drink more, laugh more, live more, and feel great while you’re doing it. The Goomba Diet is the personal lifestyle guide from Steven R. Schirripa—Bobby “Bacala” Baccalieri from HBO’s hit series The Sopranos and author of the bestseller A Goomba’s Guide to Life. Developed over decades of dreaming about and then living the high life, it’s a how-to guide for happy living—how to duke a maître d', how to order a good meal, how to be a good father, a good husband and a good friend, and how to behave at a wedding, a funeral, and on the job. You wanna have a good time? Do tip the maid; don’t tip the made guy. Do tip the D.J; don’t tip the D.A. Do tell the bride she’s beautiful; don’t tell her she’s hardly showing. Do give your kids an allowance; don’t offer to “make it interesting” by shooting craps for double or nothing. The Goomba Diet offers sensible weight-loss tips for the guy who’s gone too far: Touch your toes. If this is difficult, pay a guy to do it for you. It also offers helpful maintenance tips for the goomba who’s the perfect weight and wants to stay that way: Cut out those carbs. Only eat pastas that end in the letter i. So relax! Stop worrying about how much you’re eating, and start worrying about how much you’re enjoying it. Lose weight if you like—but live! Put a fork in your right hand, a hunk of bread in your left, and mangia like you mean it. HBO® and The Sopranos® are service marks of Time Warner Entertainment Company, L.P.
2007-12-18 By Steven R. Schirripa

It's just that one of the cops is after me. ... He ought to be ashamed of himself, whistling at me like that in order to make me stop. ... purest of oils. Yes, a woman who is neither too short nor too tall; neither too fat nor too thin.

Author: Ngugi wa Thiongo

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 9780244566395

Category: Fiction


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A moral fable in which Martigari, a freedom fighter, emerges from the forest in the political dawn of post-independence Kenya. Searching for his family and a new future, he finds little has changed.
2020-03-08 By Ngugi wa Thiongo

“Isn't she too fat for that?” “In Africa, they like fat white woman. We can get a couple of grand for her.” “Please,” Sandy cried. “My father will be more than happy to pay the ransom for me.” Turning onto Interstate 684 Pedro answered, ...

Author: Larry Serfozo

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9781450201292

Category: Fiction

Page: 248

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Blending old world supernatural with modern American business practices, CARA NEGRA is a sophisticated tale of predispositions and missed opportunities. Tweaked with a wry sense of humor, at times bordering the irreverent, a group of young airheads is fighting a wicked tycoon for the love of Gertie, one of their own from a family devastated by divorce and her brothers rape conviction. Middle-aged rich man, George Norcott leading a double life, on the surface he is a respected resident of New Canaan, Connecticut but in a black mask he is Cara Negra, a mysterious bandit and the great grandson of a 19th century Transylvanian robber baron. Using indentured foreigners as slave labor, Cara Negra operates an illegal gold mine and coin minting business in New York State. Greg Sewell, a rookie Department of Labor investigator and undercover narcotic agent is in love with Gertie and she is blessed with his child. Will Greg be able to uncover Cara Negra secrets and prevent Gerties forced marriage to Norcott? Will Norcott commit bigamy and will he also marry, as Cara Negra, Anica, the unsuspecting daughter of the mine-master. There is a devilish underground wedding ceremony, corrupt police killing the innocent, explosions and a car chase, and surprising revelations and allegiance switching. Is the devil indestructible? Will Greg be able to resist his affinity to the dark side when he is betrayed by the one whom he trusted the most? A historically true figure that has his origins in Transylvania and comes to full life in America, a supernatural power that knows no national boundaries and a family curse that can never be broken; it is all there and challenges our accepted perception of reality. Will we ever be able to sleep again knowing that a sinister thing made permanent residence in our Northern woods?
2010-01-12 By Larry Serfozo

But more importantly beware of short necks; they might harbor a chromosomal anomaly with congenital malformations. The neck can give a tail of ... A notable pointer to obesity, beware of that too as you go to select your ideal spouse.



ISBN: 9781105486074

Category: Art

Page: 246

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This book contains 5oo Tested and Trusted Tips for selecting your Ideal spouse, which is the prerequisite for an ideal home. Make sure you have seen at least 300 out of the 500 hundred Tips discussed herein before you label him or her your perfect match in order to co-habit, lovely, peacefully and happily.Do not agree to marry him or her until you have purchased and read this book. Again do not allow your sons and daughters to marry that man or woman until you have purchased this book for them to absorb the terse content. Cheer not Jeer.

“I would drive the herd onwards to the mountain's edge and there let them grow as fat as they will. The herd will move on when they sense the sun is too low, or if the cold winds come. ... “I do my wife good service, be assured.

Author: Andy Sparrow


ISBN: 9781411684089

Category: Fiction

Page: 224

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On a world where a day lasts ninety years a new power is rising; a sinister priesthood whose lust for empire reaches to distant shores, ensnaring, simple and unsuspecting people. This is the first novel by award winning filmmaker Andy Sparrow; an absorbing, briskly paced story of one man's odyssey across an alien world. It is an epic journey that takes the reader to frozen wastes, snatches them from the jaws of vengeful sea serpents, and delivers them to dark dreadful chambers where men are tortured in the name of God. It is a story of friendship, love, passion, greed, betrayal, war, corruption and the birth of a new faith that will change a world forever.Readers Comments'The first book for quite a few years that has compelled me to remain up all night. Has all of the ingredients of a top class book - honour, war, religion, greed and passion.''A thrilling adventure story. I continually wanted to see what would happen on the next page.''Amazing, I couldn't put it down.'
2013-09 By Andy Sparrow

Your wife,” Nero said, placing a hand on Vitas's shoulder with half-drunk familiarity, “she brings to mind a shy doe at the ... As if danger might lurk in the shadows of the trees, ready to pounce. ... rather too fat for my taste.

Author: Hank Hanegraaff

Publisher: NavPress

ISBN: 9781496429254

Category: Fiction

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This collection bundles together all 3 of the thrilling Roman historical novels by Hank Hanegraaff and Sigmund Brouwer into one e-book for a great value! #1: The Last Disciple First-century Rome is a perilous city as Nero stalks the political circles and huddled groups of believers. To be safe, Christians must remain invisible. Gallus Sergius Vitas is the only man within Nero’s trusted circle willing to do what it takes to keep the empire together. He struggles to lessen Nero’s monstrosities against the people of Rome—especially the Christians. But as three Greek letters are scrawled as graffiti throughout the city, Nero’s anger grows. As the early church begins to experience the turbulence Christ prophesied as the beginning of the last days, an enemy seeks to find John’s letter, Revelation, and destroy it. Meanwhile the early Christians must decipher it and cling to the hope it provides as they face the greatest of all persecutions. #2: The Last Sacrifice Helius, Nero’s most trusted adviser, anticipates the death of his sworn enemy, the legendary warrior Gallus Sergius Vitas, scheduled to die a gruesome death in the arena. However, the badly beaten man who appears in the amphitheater is not who he seems. Rescued by a stranger and given a mysterious scroll, Vitas is told he must decipher this letter to find the answers he needs—a letter that Helius is also determined to decipher and to keep hidden from Nero. As Nero’s reign of terror grows, so does his circle of enemies. #3: The Last Temple Set in the turbulent years just before one of the most horrendous events in Jewish history, The Last Temple concludes the trilogy of The Last Disciple and The Last Sacrifice. Vitas is reunited with his wife and retires to Alexandria, determined to live a quiet, domestic life. But he can’t avoid the debts that he owes to the men who saved him, and he becomes a key figure in the plot to rid the empire of Nero. It sweeps him into the “year of four emperors,” when the Roman Empire is nearly destroyed, and takes him back to Jerusalem as Titus lays siege to the great city. Only then, as the prophecy of Jesus begins to unfold, does Vitas discover the true mission set before him and the astounding conspiracy behind it.
2017-08-08 By Hank Hanegraaff

Exchange . be the harvest gathered in to a faithful mother's bosom , How the world would stagnate , were it not for the ... And the world shouted , of ours , a young lady , who thought she was too fat to are wept upon a mother's bosom .



ISBN: MINN:31951T00021227U

Category: Phrenology


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Stay away from fat meats or oily food. 2 Make sure in your food there is not too much salt or vinegar or fat. ... Keep your body away from fat. If you look good, Mokonvist will be happy that you have taken responsibility of your health.

Author: Rev. Gabriel Bongo Homem

Publisher: The kingdom of the Mokonvist Ministries

ISBN: 9781919653310

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

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The Holy Scriptures Of Mokonvist Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from Mokonvist? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify Mokonvist in your body. Use this important religious text to follow the Almighty Mokonvist and the Kingdomist faith. The Holy Scripture of Mokonvist is inspired by God, through dreams, revelations, visions, prophecies, and parables. Mokonvist reveals his mystery and that the beauty of human beings should be preserved. In this Holy Scripture, Mokonvist will teach you how to maintain that beauty. 1. Angels appear to you as good, because Mokonvist created you and said they are good. You will also learn why Mokonvist wishes that you look nice and how Mokonvist can support you to look after your body. You will also come to understand that this Holy Scripture of Mokonvist involves deep spiritual reflection. Mokonvist, in Heaven, revealed this Holy Scripture to his prophet, Gabriel, through dreams, revelations, visions, prophecies, and parables. These Holy words are presented here for you to study and include considerations of the present and of the future. You must always understand that the secrets of the Holy Scripture of Mokonvist came directly from Mokonvist, in Heaven. It can be confusing for humans to comprehend this. The key to this revelation is to remember that ‘time’ plays a great role in the life of all human beings. You were born on ‘time’, you're grown on ‘time’, work on ‘time’, and live your entire life, on ‘time’. Each vision, dream, revelation, prophecy, and parable from all the prophets of Mokonvist were made at different ‘times’. Your life depends on it. Please know and understand that only the wise that have faith can interpret and understand these Holy Scriptures. There are lots of parables also. Now be ready for the day or the hour because no one knows; not the Angels in Heaven; not the prophet Gabriel; only Mokonvist. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come. Mokonvist only wishes that you are a good soldier of the faith and are ready for victory. Visions, dreams, revelations are not always complete and are sometimes cut short. If your faith has been disturbed by noise or from someone, you must avoid that disturbance.
2021-07-20 By Rev. Gabriel Bongo Homem

'SHE'S TOO FAT' Responding to the letter, "Divorce Ground: She's Too Fat" by Alvin E. Walker of Atlanta, Ga. ... It is very clear you don't love your wife, for if you did, you would try to find out why she starts a new diet on Monday ...





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EBONY is the flagship magazine of Johnson Publishing. Founded in 1945 by John H. Johnson, it still maintains the highest global circulation of any African American-focused magazine.
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I made the horrible mistake of saying they were nice but I would like them better if they did not have those ... And, for God sakes, when your wife gets pregnant and she asks you if she looks too fat, tell her 'no' she looks too skinny.

Author: Judy Prudhomme

Publisher: Author House

ISBN: 9781420867558

Category: Fiction

Page: 740

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Dream Seer, Judy Prudhomme, shares her lifelong visions of The New Ones and why Kleech,the alien Priest, created this superhuman species to rule and protect Atlantis. The New Ones of Atlantis will ignite your imagination and whirl your emotions with a colorful adventure of extremes: shipwrecks and rescues; pirate debauchery and dedicated Priests; dangerous Warriors and happy children; whores and virginity; demons, ghosts and the Holy Spirit; death, resurrection and reincarnation; Warrior Practice and Temple. The first New One, Lord Priest, is a black, bird-beaked, Warrior/Priest, Healer, Scientist, Educator, Seer, Magician and reincarnate of the Egyptian God Thoth. The second New One, Lord Beast, The King, is a genetic combination of Lord Priest and an African Lioness. Lord Beast appears human until his beastly traits surface and his deadly perfection proves why he is The Killing Beast of Atlantis and the undefeated Leader of the most feared Army on Earth. The Third New One, Lady Athena, demonstrates her courage when she challenges Lord Beast’s most dangerous Warriors to fight for the coveted position of Army Co-Trainer. After the bloody battles, Athena claims her victory and becomes The Third Ruler and Goddess of War. Enjoy Athena’s beloved friend, six-year-old Daisy, as she grows more like Athena everyday, leads the Little Flower Warriors and communicates to God in a unique way. Laugh at Atlantis’ greatest war heroes, the comical Warriors Burr and Mayner, as they try to get their buddy, The King, laid by slipping him past his Seer Father. Unfortunately, the dangerous Lord Priest is not amused. Guarantee: You will not want this book to end!
2006-04-24 By Judy Prudhomme

I love you very much. I was wondering if you could come to my house for a romantic interlude. Please say yes. — Lisa in Johnstown Dear Lisa: Don't make me puke! I've turned my wife into a sex kitten Dear Dotti: My wife and I have an ...





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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub is a leading entertainment news site.
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For a woman to admire her hips , shows she will be disappointed in love matters . To notice fat hips on animals , foretells ease and pleasure . For a woman to dream that her hips are too narrow , omens sickness and disappointments . If ...

Author: Gustavus Hindman Miller

Publisher: Wordsworth Editions

ISBN: 1853263257

Category: Psychology

Page: 617

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Dreams have variously inspired and haunted kings, poets, inventors, artists, musicians, statesmen and others since the dawn of recorded experience. Gustavus Hindman Miller's Dictionary of Dreams first appeared in 1909, ten years after Sigmund Freud's pioneering work The Interpretation of Dreams, and is therefore an historical work on dream analysis first published at the time of a quantum leap in human consciousness.10,000 entries cover Bananas to Cauliflowers, Measles to Mustard and Virgins to Zebras.

For a woman to dream that her hips are too narrow, omens sickness and disappointments. If too fat, she is in danger of losing her reputation. Hissing. To dream of hissing persons, is an omen that you will be displeased beyond endurance ...

Author: Gustavus Miller


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Keese had a faint suspicion that he might get onto her style eventually. Meanwhile he was mollified by this ... As if reading his thoughts Ramona said sweetly: “You're not so old, but you are too fat. ... “Is your wife making dinner?

Author: Thomas Berger

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9780743287593

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

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Suburban regular guy Earl Keese confronts the yawning pit of chaos in the persons of Harry and Ramona, a younger couple who have just moved into the only other house on their dead-end street. Literally overnight, Earl's painstakingly controlled world is turned upside down. Soon he is engaged in guerilla warfare with his new neighbors, who seem to threaten the very fabric of his carefully constructed reality.
2005-07-15 By Thomas Berger

Dear Doc : by Dr. ( Capt ) Tally H. Eddings II Scott AFB , III DEAR DOC : They say the whole world loves a fat man , but don't you believe it ! ... To determine if you're too fat there's a simple test you can try at home .



ISBN: MINN:31951D034640067

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1967 By

Would you say your wife is overweight?” “No,” Phil answered. “More like too skinny than too fat.” “Any mobility issues?” “she can walk when she wants to. And I know she does when I'm not around. At night I hear her pacing in her room, ...

Author: J.A. Jance

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781451628623

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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When violence from the drug wars with the Mexican cartels crosses the border into Arizona, and an old friend is murdered, Ali Reynolds steps in to investigate in New York Times bestselling author J.A. Jance’s fast-paced mystery. When Santa Cruz county deputy sheriff Jose Reyes, one of Ali Reynolds’s classmates from the Arizona Police Academy, is gunned down and left to die, he is at first assumed to be an innocent victim of the drug wars escalating across the border. But the crime scene investigation shows there’s much more to it than that, and soon he and his pregnant wife, Teresa, are both under suspicion. Ali owes Reyes a debt of gratitude for the help he gave her years earlier. When she’s summoned to his bedside at Mercy Medical Center in Tucson, it’s impossible for Ali to turn away. Upon arriving at the hospital, Ali finds her good friend, Sister Anselm, is there as well, working as a patient advocate on behalf of another seriously injured victim, an unidentified border crosser who was raped and savagely beaten. As more bodies begin to pile up, Ali becomes determined to seek justice, even when it becomes impossible to know where the danger is coming from. Fast-paced, tension-filled, and intriguingly complex, Left for Dead is J.A. Jance at her riveting best.
2012-02-07 By J.A. Jance

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