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Fart Book - Volume 3 - Funny Stories For Superpower Kids El Ninjo. Updates If you like my first fart book called Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! ormy secondfart bookcalled Wanted: The BestSport Activity For El NinjoFart ...

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781635018035

Category: Juvenile Fiction

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El Ninjo's new kid ebook that is called African Bean Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... a El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom , and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society! Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious and cover each African jungle animal and adventure in LOL style. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very funny jokes all by themselves and even without reading the short fart stories that come with each illustration adventure in the jungle. This fun stories are perfect just to look at as a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too! Purchase this hilarious Superpower Kids with Dog Farts Illustrations and LOL! See you inside..
2014-09-03 By El Ninjo

My favorite story about my pet is . . . My most embarrassing moment was . . . A time I achieved the goal I'm talking about in my speech was . . . Some of your answers may be sad, others happy, and yet others funny. It doesn't matter.

Author: Carma Spence

Publisher: Author Academy Elite

ISBN: 9781640853348

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 284

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IF PUBLIC SPEAKERS WERE SUPERHEROES, WHAT WOULD THEIR SUPERPOWERS BE? AND, COULD YOU DEVELOP THOSE SUPERPOWERS YOURSELF? Author Carma Spence asked these questions of dozens and dozens of speakers and discovered the answer was, "Yes!" Three out of every four people suffer from speech anxiety, and research suggests that people who don’t confront and overcome that fear are less successful in their careers and lives. However, people often look at successful speakers as superheroes with superpowers they, as mere mortals, could never possess. Drawing from extensive research and interviews with business and professional speakers, Public Speaking Super Powers will show you how to: How to overcome the fear of speaking Develop the skills needed to be a success on the stage, such as storytelling and humor Master techniques like a superhero speaker, such as audience engagement, and using your voice, body language and eye contact effectively and much more... There is even a bonus chapter on the business of speaking. Unleash your inner Public Speaking Superhero and communicate your message with confidence starting today!
2018-09-25 By Carma Spence

Best Friends, Occasional Enemies and Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella ... You can leave your mark on the world without having to pay for its college tuition. Are you a great lover?

Author: Lisa Scottoline

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

ISBN: 9781250100054

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 560

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The collections from beloved mother-daughter writing duo Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella are among the best reviewed humor books published today and have been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Here for the first time in a fabulous eBook bundle are two of their witty and warm collections. Best Friends, Occasional Enemies Lisa and Francesca are best friends-99.9 percent of the time. In other words, they're just like every mother and daughter in the world-best friends and occasional enemies. Here they dish about it all, and whether you're a mother or a daughter you'll find yourself laughing, nodding, and reading this book to those you love. Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim How does a mother's love translate across state lines and over any semblance of personal boundaries? You'll laugh out loud as Lisa and Francesca face-off over the proper technique for packing dishes, the importance of bringing a coat in the summertime, and the dos and don'ts of dating at any age. Add Mother Mary to the mix, and you have a Molotov cocktail of estrogen, opinions, and fun.
2015-11-10 By Lisa Scottoline

Bill sits up, touches his ear and says: “Sam, do you know my favourite Biblical character?” “Who?” “King Herod,” says he. “Please, don't go away and leave me here alone, Sam!

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Publisher: Litres

ISBN: 9785043691019

Category: Foreign Language Study

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Данная книга не только откроет перед маленькими читателями двери в мир волшебства и приключений, но и поможет в изучении английского языка. В книгу вошли адаптированные тексты известных рассказов – «Вождь краснокожих», «Удача» и «Открытое окно». На каждой странице текст сопровождается словарем.Книга подойдет как для чтения с родителями, так и для самостоятельного чтения.
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“I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--” “I didn't ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. “Just answer the question. Did you not, at the scene of the accident, say 'I'm fine!'” Farmer Joe said, “Well I had just got ...

Author: Marvin Lebman

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

ISBN: 9781426939280

Category: Humor

Page: 328

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Emailed jokes and funny stories.
2004-11-24 By Marvin Lebman

I have expanded my presentation to include the physical and psychological benefits that we gain from laughter, the ways to find humor in our everyday lives, and many true and funny stories. One of my favorite stories is from a friend of ...

Author: Jack Canfield

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781453280423

Category: Self-Help

Page: 384

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More than 100 cancer survivors share their personal stories in this touching collection of Chicken Soup. These heartwarming accounts of courageous people who found the power to battle cancer in their endless hope, unwavering faith, and steadfast determination will inspire you to adopt a positive attitude, discover your faith, and cherish every moment. Just what the doctor ordered for healing your body, mind, and soul.
2012-08-28 By Jack Canfield

Fart Book: Funny Stories To Laugh Volume 1 + 3 El Ninjo. farting, the couch blaster is one that ... My family recentlygot a shiny newwhiteleather couch. ... The couch is going to become my favorite hangout place after Iam done with it.

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781635018806

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 318

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El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!"
2014-08-22 By El Ninjo

It is my favorite funny story of White Lynx and it goes like this: Once upon a time, there was a girl who was so stupid that she had never joined in sex with her new husband before bringing him to join her mother's lodge.

Author: T. D. Austin

Publisher: Balboa Press

ISBN: 9781452557359

Category: Fiction

Page: 572

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The most powerful shaman of the People of the Bear Mother invites a young woman to take her soul's great adventure by painting a new piece of animal art on the walls in the deepest chambers of the awesome Great Cave. The time has come for Little Bear to make the life-altering choice to overcome her fear of the terrifying old shaman, and in doing so, unalterably change all the lives her soul will subsequently experience even as her "lion eye" reappears in each lifetime to identify her avatar. But before she may embark on her hero's journey, she must be initiated as hunter and then as Seer through trials, ordeals, and the revelations of her people's mythology expressed in the art of the Cave. The tale builds to an unexpected climax as one soul experiences many lifetimes in a hunting culture where being born female or male, homosexual or heterosexual, young or old are equally valid ways of being human. Inspired by the work of Joseph Campbell and the artwork of France's 35,000-yearold Chauvet Cave, the novel takes a fresh look at, and is a new take on, the life-ways and religion of our earliest ancestors through Little Bear's encounters with shamans, hunters, avatars, and painted caves. This story reveals that the spiritual messages hidden within this magnificent, incredibly ancient art are the same metaphysical beliefs of the New Age and the same universal human truths at the heart of every world religion and mystical philosophy. 2011 Book Competition Finalist Awards: USA Best Book Awards for New Age Fiction; IBA for Chick Lit-Women's Fiction; IBA for Gay-Lesbian Fiction.
2012-08 By T. D. Austin

My mom's favorite joke is, “When did a 'Brazilian' stop being someone from Brazil?” Actually, my mom thinks the whole thing is pretty funny. Women her age have a different perspective on the issue. She grew up during the sixties, ...

Author: Lisa Scottoline

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

ISBN: 9781250100030

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 560

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The collections from beloved mother-daughter writing duo Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella are among the best reviewed humor books published today and have been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Here for the first time in a fabulous eBook bundle are two of their witty and warm collections. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog This one's for you, extraordinary ordinary women everywhere! Here Lisa Scottoline shares a hilarious collection of scenes from her real life, and she bets her life sounds a lot like yours...if you crave carbs, can't find jeans that fit, and still believe that these two things are unrelated. My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space Lisa and Francesca give their mother-daughter perspective on everything from blind dates to empty calories, as well as life with the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, Mother Mary. Three generations, triple the laughs-and the love.
2015-11-10 By Lisa Scottoline

FAvoRiTe FuNNY sToRY • Tell your partner the funniest story you can think of. You have five minutes to both tell your stories. • Come back to the group. Tell your partner's story to the group. 2. sPooNeRiZe YouR NAMe • Quick!

Author: Sheree Fitch

Publisher: Pembroke Publishers Limited

ISBN: 9781551387888

Category: Breathing exercises

Page: 110

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2011 By Sheree Fitch