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This book is one woman's funny, moving, and sometimes awkward quest to fix her sex life, but it's the story of millions of women everywhere - half of all women have felt pain during sex.

Author: Fran Bushe

Publisher: Hodder Studio

ISBN: 1529347688

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 272

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2022-08-30 By Fran Bushe

This is an experienced shared by almost half of all women at some point during their lives. My Broken Vagina is one woman's quest to fix her sex life, but it's the story of millions of women everywhere.

Author: Fran Bushe

Publisher: Hodder Studio

ISBN: 1529347645

Category: Sex

Page: 272

View: 368

This book is one woman's funny, moving, and sometimes awkward quest to fix her sex life, but it's the story of millions of women everywhere - half of all women have felt pain during sex. During award-winning writer and performer Fran Bushe's journey towards building a better relationship with her genitals, doctors advised her to have a glass of wine to loosen up, and male friends suggested she simply hadn't 'tried' the right penis yet. Unsurprisingly, neither worked. After a visit to Sex Camp and many attempts to fix her 'broken' vagina, Fran decided to share her own hilarious, excruciating, and sometimes upsetting experiences. With the help of her 16 year old self's diary, expert advice, candid and enlightening interviews with others about sex, and some self-care exercises, Fran sets about trying to make herself, and other people, feel like they're not being gaslit by their own vaginas.
2021-05-13 By Fran Bushe

Join Fran's quest for a normal sex life - featured in The Guardian's Best Shows of Edinburgh Fringe 2018, written and performed by Fran Bushe. Fran wants to fix sex.

Author: Fran Bushe


ISBN: 1914228472

Category: Drama

Page: 64

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Join Fran's quest for a "normal" sex life - featured in The Guardian's Best Shows of Edinburgh Fringe 2018, written and performed by Fran Bushe. Fran wants to fix sex. No matter how many wonder-cures she tries, how many trips to the doctor or offers of help from friends, she doesn't feel like her fire's been lit. Sometimes it hurts. Join Fran on this 'relentlessly hilarious' (★★★★ Stage) quest, with songs, as she pursues a satisfying sex-life. Expect toe-tapping tunes, a magic penis and a visit to sex camp. Oh, and dolphins. ★★★★ "Relentlessly hilarious" The Stage ★★★★ "Smart and audacious" The Guardian ★★★★★ Londontheatre1 ★★★★★ Arthur's Seat ★★★★★ Fringe Review ★★★★ Theatre Weekly ★★★★ Upper Circle Theatre Performer of the Year - Sexual Freedom Awards 2019 The Guardian's 'Best Shows of the Fringe 2018'
2021-08-31 By Fran Bushe

'Actually, it means vagina.' 'It does?' I say through my tears. 'You used it so much, I thought I'd check what it meant.' I laugh-cry, putting my head to her shoulder. 'All these people deifying Tom. I get it. He was great.

Author: Kristen Bailey

Publisher: Bookouture

ISBN: 9781838889760

Category: Fiction


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‘OMG!!!! I CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED SO MUCH!!! What an absolutely page-turning, refreshing, laugh-a-minute read!!!!… A HUGE success!!! I loved every page!’ bookworm86, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Have you ever suffered from a broken heart? Welcome to Grace’s heartbreak survival guide. It involves a lot of wine (the more, the better), wild Friday nights with a bar of chocolate and a crime drama, and never looking men directly in the eye. But Grace has got a little too comfortable in her comfort zone, and her sisters challenge her to shake things up. Suddenly, Grace is off the sofa. She goes ‘out out’ and does the robot on the dancefloor. She sings karaoke, even though she’s out of tune. She learns about friends with benefits, with a guy who likes to say his ex’s name in bed. Yet Grace doesn’t want to let her guard down because she knows just how badly you can get hurt. Can she risk it all and believe in love again? This hilarious and totally gripping tale is for anyone who’s questioned their qualifications at life, and learned that a little bit of wine goes a long way! Fans of Shari Low, Sophie Kinsella and Why Mummy Drinks, be warned: prepare for odd looks when reading this in public due to the ugly laughing it induces. Readers love How Much Wine Will Fix My Broken Heart? ‘Absolutely hilarious… I absolutely devoured this book… I just couldn’t tear myself away… It just lifted my spirits so much… Laugh out loud… So much fun!’ Star Crossed Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Wow. I loved this book… I was laughing out loud from the very beginning.’ @bookishlifeofchloe, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Full of banter, giggles, naughtiness and innuendo… A queen of the comic one liner. I was either howling with laughter or choking back a tear or two… This novel definitely has all the feels!… Sheer brilliance… Don’t delay. Pick up this book today!’ For the Love of Books, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Uproariously funny and hilariously witty… Simply cannot be beaten… Another fantastic read that will have you roaring with laughter, but which will also touch your heart and bring a tear to your eye… Exquisitely balances heart-wrenching pathos and searing emotion with side-splitting humour and delicious wit… Had me reaching for the tissues and laughing out loud.’ Bookish Jottings ‘Wow!… Made me feel all the emotions under the sun, I have laughed out loud on so many occasions and also had to wipe my tears away at other points… You just can’t put it down!!… If anyone needs a funny feel-good book to read, I 100% recommend!’ NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I laughed, cried, and laughed again.’ NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Where to start with this review? Wow!… Definitely one of my favourites, this book is the best one yet!’ The Reading Scot, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘A wonderful mix of humour and heartbreak… Grabbed my heart and squeezed it so tight… Almost had me blubbing in the opening pages!… A truly uplifting book… Brilliant… Will have you smiling.’ Loopyloulaura ‘Excuse me a moment while a dry my tears… I knew that Grace’s story was gonna make me cry!… A total gem… Absolutely hilarious, found myself in stitches.’ Diagnosis: Bookaholic, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Never a dull moment in this wonderful book! As a mom with kids in school, I could relate to some bits (SO MUCH!)… Kept me laughing.’ Brummy Bibliophile, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Laugh-a-minute book… A joy to read!’ Goodreads reviewer ‘By turns hilariously funny and heartbreakingly sad… Read it in less than a day.’ Banana Tricky ‘Had me laughing and blabbing… I knew that I would love this book… Amazing.’ Goodreads reviewer ‘Ahhhh, Kristen Bailey has done it again!… I loved it… Can I give it 20 stars?’ @mrslaurenoliverreads, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘So much love and laughter… Amazing… Loved this book.’ ChaosHappinessBookMama, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Fab read… I couldn’t put it down.’ @ its.a.booklife, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘A must-read… You have to give it a read, it will make you laugh out loud, it will make you shed a tear, but I promise you, you definitely won’t be disappointed!’ @julesthebookworm, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
2021-06-30 By Kristen Bailey

In the middle of the night, with my eyes closed, I try to force myself to sleep. But the snapshots in my mind ... Right now, I have a tampon-like device, called a dilator, inserted in my broken vagina to keep the hole open as it heals.

Author: Latoya Chandler

Publisher: Urban Renaissance

ISBN: 9781622862535

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

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“Sometimes you have to give people a taste of their own medicine!” ~ Unknown Everyone has at least one secret they will carry with them to the grave. Some secrets have the power to destroy everything within their path. What happens when a secret has deadly consequences? Do you ignore it to escape the pain you have caused? Are you able to resist its grip on your life that would prevent any sign of progress? Dr. Binet, your favorite doctor from Latoya Chandler’s The Case Manager, returns in The Therapist to remind you that even therapists need therapy. After hearing so many painful stories from her patients, Dr. Binet finds her mind consumed in ways that drive her to action. The purpose of counseling is to heal open wounds, yet it can fuel the urge for revenge. Discover how Dr. Binet’s dark secrets and unhealed wounds spill over into her daily decisions. A vow to confront her skeletons brings out an unfamiliar side that scares her. Her need for revenge intensifies and rouses Dr. Binet’s urge to inflict pain. How long will she be able to function as a therapist and heal from the secrets held deep inside? Join Dr. Binet, Candice, and numerous other characters from The Case Manager as they strive to heal once and for all.
2019-11-26 By Latoya Chandler

She was definitely a virgin, but the doctor found tearing on her vagina—a clear sign of sexual abuse. Little Jacqie had scars as well but fortunately, she had no recollection of the abuse. My sister figured it had probably started when ...

Author: Rosie Rivera

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101990087

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 288

View: 197

The sister of “La Diva de la Banda”—legendary Mexican-American singer Jenni Rivera—opens up for the first time about Jenni’s untimely death and her own triumph over abuse and addiction. Growing up as the youngest Rivera, Rosie was surrounded by unconditional love, support, and affection. There was nothing that her family wouldn’t do for her, especially her sister Jenni, who was the most important thing in the world to Rosie. With her strong will and a solid foundation, Rosie was set to conquer the world. Yet life would take a drastic turn when Rivera was scarred by sexual abuse within her family at a very young age. Living in fear and confined by painful secrets, she was plagued with constant threats, confusion, and pain. Not only was she stripped of her childhood and innocence, but she was also robbed of her confidence and self-worth. Feeling completely shattered and lost, Rivera plunged into a world of damaging habits and deep depression. For the first time ever, and with unflinching candor and courage, Rosie shares the traumatic details of her abuse and the daily struggle to live and how, through faith and the love of her family, she found life once more. Yet Rosie’s life would be severely impacted once again as the worst tragedy imaginable hit and her biggest fear came to reality—the death of her beloved sister. Equally harrowing and uplifting, Rosie’s story is a true testament to beating the odds and proves that despite the worst of times and no matter how many more challenges life has in store, it is always possible to pick up the pieces and find the strength and purpose to dream and live again. INCLUDES PHOTOGRAPHS
2016-02-02 By Rosie Rivera

Like two sad sacks, Marie and I hugged and kissed them both goodbye in my living room. Marie lookedjust as forlorn and reluc~ tant ... "Well, I don't know about you but I'm taking my broken vagina back to bed." I watched her walk funny, ...

Author: Tina Reber

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781476718972

Category: Fiction

Page: 448

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After a whirlwind romance, Taryn Mitchell finds herself married to A-list movie star Ryan Christensen, but must figure out how a small-town girl like herself fits into his glittering world filled with paparazzi, on-set temptations and jealous fans. Original.
2013-01-29 By Tina Reber

Maybe I should have kept my placenta. The birthing center offered, but between figuring out how to install the car seat, heal my broken vagina and oh, yeah, trying to wrap my mind around the fact that a human baby was coming home with ...

Author: Bunmi Laditan

Publisher: MIRA

ISBN: 9781488022883

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

View: 759

Instant Bestseller "Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for."—Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened "Perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood."—Booklist (starred review) From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut sure to be a must-read for moms everywhere There are good moms and bad moms—and then there are hot-mess moms. Introducing Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay-at-home mom who's trying to navigate the world of Pinterest-perfect, Facebook-fantastic and Instagram-impressive mommies but failing miserably. When Ashley gets the opportunity to participate in the Motherhood Better boot camp run by the mommy-blog-empire maven she idolizes, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mom she's always wanted to be. But will she fly high or flop? With her razor-sharp wit and knack for finding the funny in everything, Bunmi Laditan creates a character as flawed and lovable as Bridget Jones or Becky Bloomwood while hilariously lambasting the societal pressures placed upon every new mother. At its heart, Ashley's story reminds moms that there's no way to be perfect, but many ways to be great.
2017-05-02 By Bunmi Laditan

Get to that hospital, or I swear to God, if you don't, I'm sending you selfie shots of my broken vagina, and I just pushed an eleven-pound basketball out of it.” She hung up as I stared at the phone in horror, and then knowing that she ...

Author: Eve L. Mitchell

Publisher: Eve L. Mitchell

ISBN: 9781915282125

Category: Fiction

Page: 342

View: 751

Onyx Santo. Cold-hearted, harsh, and a brutal adversary. They call him a Devil. I call him my nemesis. His designer suits, expensive shoes, flashy car, and cruel intelligence can’t hide what he is underneath. Empty. He fooled me once, and I swore he’d never get a second chance. There is nothing he can do to redeem himself in my eyes. As my most hated rival, the only time he makes me smile is when I’ve bested him in the boardroom. But someone far worse is out to get me. Perhaps…even hurt me. The police have no leads, and I have no idea who it could be. I do know one man who doesn’t play by the rules. One man who could protect me. I’d rather live in fear than ask for his help. Ruthless Devil is a full-length enemies-to-lovers romance that is intended for mature readers. This is a standalone book and does not need to be read in conjunction with The Ruthless Devils series, but you may enjoy it more if you do. If you are not a fan of morally grey alphaholes or heroines who aren’t afraid to tell them to stick it where the sun don’t shine, then you should keep scrolling. *WARNING* This book features Onyx Santo, who was first introduced in The Ruthless Devils series, but this is his story and not a continuation of that series. To be clear, this book does not contain Jett, Gray or Ash. There may be a mention of them, but this is not about them or their story. This book will contain themes that some readers may find triggering or offensive, such as dark themes, sexual/violent content, excessive swearing, and smouldering heat. If you’re still here and interested, buckle up and let this Devil take you on a crazy ride.
2022-05-23 By Eve L. Mitchell

I was in one of the little side rooms where I assume they put all the broken vaginas.” “Oh my god,” Shannon wheezes. “Is he a vagina therapist?” I freeze in place. “Holy shit. Is he? I mean, the guy I saw did say that kind of therapy is ...

Author: Summer Heacock

Publisher: MIRA

ISBN: 9781488023637

Category: Fiction

Page: 336

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In thirty-four days, it will have been exactly two years to the day since I've had sex. Having sex wasn't exactly high on Kat Carmichael's priority list while her successful bakery was taking off, especially since things hadn't been working very well in that department. And the last time she and her boyfriend, Ryan, even attempted the act, they found it to be physically impossible—resulting in pain and disappointment for Kat instead of sunshine and orgasms. With just over a month until their four-year anniversary, Kat calls for a break in her relationship with Ryan, encouraging him to see other people while she throws herself into physical therapy. Yet even with the well-intentioned (but wildly inappropriate) attempts at help from her best friends, Kat quickly discovers that a solo mission may not be the best approach. Fortunately, physical therapist Ben Cleary, the shop's best (looking) customer, volunteers to help out—strictly as a friend, of course. But as the line between love and friendship begins to blur, Kat stands to lose much more than a functioning set of lady bits if she can't figure out what to hang on to…and what to let go.
2017-08-01 By Summer Heacock